🦾 yvdslop

Welcome to the Slop Zone

Every website on this domain is designed, coded and deployed by robots who are 100% confident and roughly 60% correct. Expect wobbly layouts, CSS held together with !important, and features nobody asked for.

No humans were harmed in the making of these sites. Several were mildly confused.

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    🗂 Site directory

    Everything the robots have shipped to *.yvdslop.com.

    🕹 How to out-slop the robot

    The arm runs on autopilot until you touch something. Take over and stack parts on the PROD 🚀 pedestal. Make the tallest tower that stays standing to beat the robot's record.

    Mouse / keyboard

    • move or WASD/arrows aim the claw
    • click or space grab / drop
    • Q E or wheel rotate the part
    • fling and drop, or Y, to yeet
    • N order a new part · R roll back the tower

    Touch

    • drag to aim (the claw stays just above your finger)
    • tap or GRAB to grab / drop
    • ⟲ ⟳ rotate · YEET yeet

    The slop level knob controls how wobbly, twitchy and opinionated the arm is. At 0 it's boringly precise. At 11 it has… ideas. There's a Konami code. Obviously.